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Getting There, Alive Jan. 08, 2020
Among the most common ways of getting to work each morning, riding a motorcycle is the most likely t... Read More
Ghoul, Interrupted Jan. 07, 2020
A good friend's mom just died. Out of nowhere, he told me that his mom never liked me very much. Fra... Read More
Don Imus, RIP Jan. 02, 2020
Washington — This past Sunday brought the news to the front pages of our leading newspapers of... Read More
Park Yourself Jan. 01, 2020
The idea of living near a park is generally attractive. Who wouldn't want close access to a bit of g... Read More
Talons Show Dec. 31, 2019
Women are so mean. I'm the new girl at work, having started my job two weeks ago. Yesterday, I had a... Read More
December 25, 2019 Dec. 25, 2019
Dear Readers: Merry Christmas. We hope you are fortunate enough to be with family and friends today.... Read More
The Nobel Savages Dec. 24, 2019
My husband's parents interact with our 3-year-old in upsetting ways. They overfocus on her appearanc... Read More
The Building's On Fire! Dec. 18, 2019
This little bit of satire from an unknown source struck my funny bone, and I believe it will strike ... Read More
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Camera Dec. 17, 2019
I have a new roommate, and she's uncomfortable with the cameras in the common areas (living room and... Read More
Baby Got Backup Dec. 10, 2019
I've been dating this really great woman for three months. She's just decided that she needs to be ... Read More
Cancer Cuts Dec. 04, 2019
As cancer rates increase, the number of doctors trained to treat cancer patients is declining. A new... Read More
Spurning Curve Dec. 03, 2019
I was feeding my meter the other day, and this guy started chatting me up outside his store and got ... Read More
Vicious Recycle Nov. 26, 2019
I've started dating a guy that an estranged friend of mine was engaged to and dumped 25 years ago. S... Read More
How to Wash, Burn, Cut and Pumpkin Someone out of Your Life Nov. 15, 2019
In "South Pacific," Nellie Forbush says she's "gonna wash that man right outta (her) hair." Shampoo ... Read More
Reaching Your Expiration Date Nov. 14, 2019
Is that your phone? Don't pick it up. Is your computer receiving an email? Don't turn it on. Sure,... Read More
Promo A Go-Go Nov. 09, 2019
Congratulations! Your big new promotion is wonderful news. You definitely deserve your new, supersiz... Read More
Promo A Go-Go Nov. 07, 2019
Congratulations! Your big new promotion is wonderful news. You definitely deserve your new, supersiz... Read More
Beat the Bots Oct. 31, 2019
You are going to be replaced by a robot. You know it's going to happen — someday. The questio... Read More
A Likely Story Oct. 24, 2019
Need more paranoia in your life? Happy to oblige. Do you think that your co-workers like you? Or are... Read More
Clearing the Room for Trump's Anger Oct. 16, 2019
WASHINGTON — "Room clear!" This is a new thing, when teacher and children clear a kindergarten... Read More
