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The Fastidious And The Furious Sep. 28, 2021

The Science Advice Goddess

I'm a divorced guy in my 40s. I was at a bar with friends and went over to talk with a woman I found... Read More

A Society Worn Out by a Sterile System Sep. 26, 2021

My So-Called Millennial Life

It's like he could sense it before I could. My typically happy-to-tag-along son was dragging his fee... Read More

Christmas Is Canceled; Instead, Choose One of These Holidays Sep. 25, 2021

Stephanie Hayes

With the hot dogs and white pants of Labor Day a speck in the distance last week, news outlets infor... Read More

When Hurry Met Sally Sep. 21, 2021

The Science Advice Goddess

I'm a guy in my 30s. I thought I'd found the love of my life. We had an incredible first few dates. ... Read More

Eating Dinner at 3 p.m. Will Turn This Pandemic Around Sep. 18, 2021

Stephanie Hayes

I have solved the pandemic! I have not solved the pandemic. Caveat: This solution is for those wh... Read More

It's Another Round of Everyone's Favorite Game Show: Parenting by the Decades! Sep. 18, 2021

Georgia Garvey

Read this column in its entirety on ChicagoTribune.com.Hello, studio audience, and welcome to a... Read More

The Camera Sutra Sep. 14, 2021

The Science Advice Goddess

I really like the girl I'm dating, except for one thing. On every date, she asks me to take photos o... Read More

The Adventures of SuperDog Sep. 13, 2021

Lost in Suburbia

I was always very impressed that my dog could bark on command and come when I called his name until ... Read More

Disappear Pressure Sep. 07, 2021

The Science Advice Goddess

I recently met this guy, and we've spent the entire past week together. Unfortunately, he's moving a... Read More

Say Yes to the Tress Sep. 07, 2021

Lost in Suburbia

When my hairstylist announced that she was expecting a baby and would be taking a three-month matern... Read More

The Name 'Carl' Is Under Attack. One Carl Wants To Defend Its Honor. Sep. 04, 2021

Stephanie Hayes

Carl contacted me. Not just any Carl. Carl. Carl was minding his business at home in Hilton Head, ... Read More

Wii Are Not Amused Aug. 31, 2021

The Science Advice Goddess

During quarantine, my boyfriend started spending two or three hours a night playing video games. Not... Read More

The Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth Aug. 31, 2021

Lost in Suburbia

Recently, I had to go to the drugstore to buy a tube of toothpaste. It took me an hour and a half, a... Read More

Due to COVID-19, Please Expect Delays for the Rest of Your Life Aug. 28, 2021

Stephanie Hayes

Disclaimers from websites and businesses during the fourth wave of COVID-19: Please note: Due to COV... Read More

Merry Christmas and Happy Goo Year Aug. 24, 2021

Lost in Suburbia

Dear Sirs and/or Madams, I am writing to thank you for your amazing new goo toy. My daughter saw an ... Read More

Liar Drill Aug. 17, 2021

The Science Advice Goddess

I'm a guy, and a female friend asked me to objectively rate her looks on a scale of 1 to 10. She has... Read More

Brawl Straps Aug. 10, 2021

The Science Advice Goddess

I'm a woman in my early 20s. The guy I'm dating brought me to meet his friends. His male friends wer... Read More

It's Time To Get a COVID-19 Vaccine if You've Done These Things Aug. 07, 2021

Stephanie Hayes

Well, here we are. It's like asking a kid to empty the dishwasher. The kid stalls and whines, and yo... Read More

Hollow Sheldon Aug. 03, 2021

The Science Advice Goddess

Call me old-fashioned, but I find humility attractive, and I'm disturbed by the lack of it in a guy ... Read More

Stop Trying To Make 'Office Bod' Happen and Try These Workplace Habits Jul. 31, 2021

Stephanie Hayes

Bloomberg recently published a piece on Americans trying to get in shape before heading back to the ... Read More