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Truth Ache Dec. 28, 2021
I spent an entire Sunday with a really cute guy I met through a dating app. We kissed a bit, and I s... Read More
A New Year's Prayer for an Average, Boring, Unremarkable 2022 Dec. 25, 2021
Shh. Everyone be quiet. Don't rustle. Are you sure you want to wear such a noisy dress? Sequins are ... Read More
Careerwise, It's the End of the Year, Not the End of the World Dec. 23, 2021
Allow me, please, to wish you happy holidays. And now that we've got that behind us, let's acknowled... Read More
Bear With Me Dec. 21, 2021
After a challenging autumn, I decided to take a mini vacation by myself to a cabin in the woods for ... Read More
Bed Over Heels? Dec. 21, 2021
I'm a 29-year-old guy with a "keep it casual" relationship history, but I can't stop thinking about ... Read More
Coffee Hacks to Survive the Half-and-Half Shortage Dec. 18, 2021
Coffee is an inkblot test revealing personality and priorities. Relatedly, people who don't have mor... Read More
Coming to New York? Here's the Lingo You'll Need Dec. 16, 2021
New Yorkers have always had their own slang. For us, "Coffee, regular" means coffee with milk and su... Read More
Have Yourself a Haunted Holiday Dec. 14, 2021
We have a haunted house. Well, I can't say that definitively because I've never met the ghost or gh... Read More
Easy Rewriter Dec. 14, 2021
At a dinner, a woman asked how my husband and I met. He says he spotted me in the campus dining hall... Read More
Beware the 7 Types of Christmas Shopper Dec. 11, 2021
Christmas is three days away! Fine, it is more than three days away, but the number will register as... Read More
It's Homesteaders Versus Outlaws: The Hybrid Office Wars Begin Dec. 09, 2021
It's like the Old West. On one side, you have the Homesteaders — peaceful work-at-homers who ... Read More
You Have To Be Thick Not To Get This Dec. 07, 2021
"How do you like the new tortilla chips?" I asked my husband as he chomped on a new tortilla chip wh... Read More
Bark Ranger Dec. 07, 2021
I'm a divorced guy in my 40s using dating apps. I'm keenly aware of what I do and don't want in a wo... Read More
After Omicron Variant, Let's Ditch the COVID-19 Greek Alphabet Dec. 04, 2021
The Greek alphabet is causing drama. Developed in the ninth century B.C., it has become a political ... Read More
How to Find a Terrible Job, Guaranteed Dec. 02, 2021
Do you want the perfect job — a position that is financially remunerative, intellectually stim... Read More
Cool Cop Calms Catastrophizing Public Dec. 02, 2021
"A person following you down the aisle at a big box store does not constitute an abduction attempt. ... Read More
Acetaminophen During Pregnancy Dec. 01, 2021
In a published study signed by 100 physicians, the authors raised concerns about possible links betw... Read More
Ripostes From the Comeback Kids Dec. 01, 2021
A celebrated opera diva once presented a recital for President Calvin Coolidge and his guests at the... Read More
A Snood by Any Other Name Nov. 30, 2021
"What's a snood?" I asked my husband while I sat on the sofa perusing a new clothing catalog. "I don... Read More
Leaping Sickness Nov. 30, 2021
I thought I was happily married. Recently, I found a cherry Chapstick in my husband's coat pocket &#... Read More
